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The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon

Robbery. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

SINCE 2011, NYC CRIME REPORT HAS BROUGHT YOU THE MOST BRUTAL AND THOUGHT-PROVOKING CRIMES, RIPPED FROM THE BLOOD-SPATTERED PAGES OF NYC'S LEGENDARY TABLOID PRESS, TOLD WITH PRECISION AND A MEASURE OF POETRY AND DISCUSSED WITH IRREVERENCE BY HOST PAT DIXON AND A WIDE-RANGING ROTATION OF GUESTS INCLUDING COMEDIANS, EX-COPS, ATTORNEYS, ACTORS, WRITERS, JOURNALISTS AND EVERYDAY PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN AMERICA'S LARGEST CITY - WORLD'S LONELIEST TOWN. 

 

START WITH ANY EPISODE AND WORK YOUR WAY BACK OR FORWARD. NO WRONG WAY TO PROCEED. 

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Cat and Parakeet

Nov 23, 2020

Grizzled NightWatch detective Pete Paduccio retired from NYPD in July, at which point I bothered him about doing New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon until he actually fking did it, I was shocked.

He adds his own stories of bizarre murders - decapitated pets (yes, plural), a recently-deceased husband wrapped up to be mailed out of state and more - to stories of an ex-con who slit his own throat to get out of a traffic ticket; an unhinged and violent predator arrested after punching Moranis and others; debunking the deeply unpopular "seasonal flu" restrictions; black mayonnaise, and prob'ly some other shit.

Pat Dixon is a real standup comedian and fake journalist, truthfully covering real crime news in America's largest city - world's loneliest town.