Sep 25, 2016
CHELSEA BOMBING
CRAZED "MICRO-JIHADIST" HACKS COP'S FACE WITH A CLEAVER
CITY PULLS INTERNET SERVICE DUE TO PUBLIC MASTURBATION COMPLAINTS
A WOMAN LIVES WITH HER SON'S CORPSE FOR 10 YEARS
WITH CLAYTON FLETCHER
ALL SUSPECTS ARE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY
TRUE CRIMES, SATIRICAL STATEMENTS, COMEDY, ENJOY.
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Sep 12, 2016
A 21-YR-OLD "PERFORMANCE ARTIST" RELEASES HUNDREDS OF CRICKETS IN A CROWDED SUBWAY CAR.
A JUDGE WILL DECIDE THE FATE OF CEASAR, AN ILL-TEMPERED PITBULL WHO'S KILLED MULTIPLE PETS AND BITTEN MORE THAN ONE PERSON.
A MAN IS ACCUSED OF SWINDLING AN OLD LADY, MAKING HIMSELF THE PRIMARY BENEFICIARY IN HER WILL.
SATIRICAL...