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The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon


Robbery. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

SINCE 2011, NYC CRIME REPORT HAS BROUGHT YOU THE MOST BRUTAL AND THOUGHT-PROVOKING CRIMES, RIPPED FROM THE BLOOD-SPATTERED PAGES OF NYC'S LEGENDARY TABLOID PRESS, TOLD WITH PRECISION AND A MEASURE OF POETRY AND DISCUSSED WITH IRREVERENCE BY HOST PAT DIXON AND A WIDE-RANGING ROTATION OF GUESTS INCLUDING COMEDIANS, EX-COPS, ATTORNEYS, ACTORS, WRITERS, JOURNALISTS AND EVERYDAY PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN AMERICA'S LARGEST CITY - WORLD'S LONELIEST TOWN. 

 

START WITH ANY EPISODE AND WORK YOUR WAY BACK OR FORWARD. NO WRONG WAY TO PROCEED. 

Nov 23, 2020

Grizzled NightWatch detective Pete Paduccio retired from NYPD in July, at which point I bothered him about doing New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon until he actually fking did it, I was shocked.

He adds his own stories of bizarre murders - decapitated pets (yes, plural), a recently-deceased husband wrapped up to be mailed out of state and more - to stories of an ex-con who slit his own throat to get out of a traffic ticket; an unhinged and violent predator arrested after punching Moranis and others; debunking the deeply unpopular "seasonal flu" restrictions; black mayonnaise, and prob'ly some other shit.

Pat Dixon is a real standup comedian and fake journalist, truthfully covering real crime news in America's largest city - world's loneliest town.