Preview Mode Links will not work in preview mode

The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon


Robbery. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

SINCE 2011, NYC CRIME REPORT HAS BROUGHT YOU THE MOST BRUTAL AND THOUGHT-PROVOKING CRIMES, RIPPED FROM THE BLOOD-SPATTERED PAGES OF NYC'S LEGENDARY TABLOID PRESS, TOLD WITH PRECISION AND A MEASURE OF POETRY AND DISCUSSED WITH IRREVERENCE BY HOST PAT DIXON AND A WIDE-RANGING ROTATION OF GUESTS INCLUDING COMEDIANS, EX-COPS, ATTORNEYS, ACTORS, WRITERS, JOURNALISTS AND EVERYDAY PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN AMERICA'S LARGEST CITY - WORLD'S LONELIEST TOWN. 

 

START WITH ANY EPISODE AND WORK YOUR WAY BACK OR FORWARD. NO WRONG WAY TO PROCEED. 

Jan 28, 2019

NEW YORK CITY. SUPPOSED TO BE KIND OF NICE. BUT WATCH IT CRUMBLE UNDER THE SOLES OF 16 MILLION SHOES, DAILY POUNDING THE GRIT A CUNT HAIR DEEPER INTO THE FADING BIG APPLE DREAM. SEE DECAY, BE DECAY: DE BLASIO PLAYED AT NYC LIKE A HIGH ROLLER AT A PERVERSE, WOKE CASINO WHERE THE FLOORWALKERS SPOT A BIG TIPPER'S SHORT CONS YET LOOK THE OTHER WAY BECAUSE, LIKE HIS FORMER EMPLOYER, THE VERDICT IS IN BEFORE THE JURY IS CONVENED AND THE VERDICT IS ALWAYS "NOT GUILTY," SO WHY BOTHER? HE'LL JUST INVOICE THE TAXPAYERS FOR HIS LAWYER FEES ANYWAY.

THIS IS A GUY WHO THOUGHT DECRIMINALIZING PUBLIC URINATION WOULD SOMEHOW ELEVATE THE OVERALL STATUS OF THE PEOPLE MOST OFTEN ARRESTED FOR IT. "GO AHEAD," HE SAID (HIM AND HIS COMMIE CRONY IN THE CITY COUNCIL). "PISS ALL OVER THE CITY. IT MAKES US ALL BETTER PEOPLE."

THE MAYOR HAS NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT FOR THIS PLACE, BUT WHY SHOULD HE? NEW YORK JUST GAVE IT UP TO THIS GUY. WE CAN BLAME ANTHONY WEINER.

WHEN HIS TWO FOOT FINALLY FOLLOWS HIS ONE FOOT OUT THE DOOR, WE SIMPLY CAN'T DO WORSE THAN MAYOR BILL DE BLASIO.