Aug 2, 2019
A self-important Nanny, 33-yrs-old and seemingly looking for anything to give her life some meaning, stole her employer's cat after she found out the owners intended to euthanize the old and sick kitty.
A judge here didn't rule on where the cat should be right now, allowing the nanny to keep it for the time being, provided that she didn't damage it or any other pet.
People in New York are more like cats than dogs. They're inscrutable, aloof, but once they hear the can opener, it's clear they're just hungry animals.
Our mayor, Bill de Blasio, is feline, the sort of critter who full-on shows you his asshole bc frankly, that's just his nature.
pd